Cami-Dog and Puff Mouse report on the capture of an Al-Qaeda operative
Meet Cami-Dog and Puff Mouse. They are my newest site contributors. They have an update from the front in Iraq to share with us all.
My name is Cami-Dog. Don’t let my apparent indifference fool you. I’m a mean, green fighting machine. I am a LCpl in the USMC stationed in Iraq. Devildog6771 is my C.O.
Darn sand fleas! Oops, sorry! Now where was I? Oh yeah, I am a Marine Recon dog!
I just got back from a secret mission. We captured this Al-Qaeda operative.
He doesn’t look so brave now does he? I’m sending this one to CNN and Al-Jazeera!
That’s my buddy, puff mouse. See how brave this terrorist looks now? Keep an eye on him puff!
Just like Devildog6771, I am skilled in hand-to-hand combat. This guy thought I was asleep. He tried to slip up on me and cut my throat!
By playing possum, I got the jump on him. Damn, I hate filling out those incident reports. I just know CNN and all those anti war types will try to claim I tortured this guy!
Phew, nothing like a good workout! He never knew what hit him.
He thinks I haven’t noticed his escape attempt. Wait!….Wait!
He! He! He! Gotcha! That’s a boy, puff!
Argh! That was a nice nap! Just remember, our motto, Semper Fi! Please keep sending us those cards, letters, and care packages. They mean so much to us. Tell everyone back home we need their support too.
Puff and I will post another report from the front soon!